It's no secret that Diamond Platnumz cannot keep it zipped up. What is more fascinating however is the lame excuses he gives akipatikana.

Below is a compilation of the lame excuses he has given in the past on why he strayed.

1. Zari

Diamond cheated on the mother of his two children claiming it was because of the long distance between them.

Zari was majorly located in South Africa and Diamond in Tanzania, at some point Diamond's sexual desires could not be contained.

Speaking in a past interview Diamond said:

Throughout my relationship with Zari, I wronged her more than she wronged me. She was smart, she was a wife material that I can assure.

He continued:

What I can say led to us into splitting was the distance and lack of constant engagement with each other.

Penny and Diamond’s relationship was however short-lived as he went back to Wema before dumping Wema again for Zari Hassan.

Diamond who is currently dating Kenya's Tanasha Donna in the past confessed that he would not cheat on her no matter what.

ROHO YANGU MIE. NAKUPENDA MPAKA NAKUPENDA SANA. NAJUA WANASUBIRI LINI…ILA WATASUBIRI SANA! SIKUCHEAT HATA IWEJE.

But looking at the above scenarios all we can say is once a cheat always a cheat.

What is the lamest excuse a man /woman has ever given for cheating on you?