Long distance relationships are tricky! You can imagine going 9 months without seeing your significant other. And especially in this age we live in when sex is readily and easily availed to you through the double tap of an app or a swipe to the right.

Nyota Ndogo's husband Neilsen, the man from Denmark knows this all too well. He has been away from Kenya for a minute now and has had to ask his lovely bride to visit him so he can get to enjoy his conjugal rights.

I could pretend not to be crass but my true nature shan't be culled. I can only imagine how excited the lad is knowing his beautiful wife will be visiting him after 7months of self help and Skype calls.

“My husband anataka bibiake anasema 7months ujakanyaga danmark so after Koroga Festival kuna shows mbili kubwa Nairobi April then tuondoke for 1month couse mimi sitaki talaka…I think napenda nchi yangu sana ndio sijaikubali danmark kama kwangu,”