Raila Odinga

Kenyans are funny. The keyboard masters are busy exploiting their creativity in the political field. One has come out with a program for NASA followers who are said to be headed to Canaan come August 9th.

One has come out with a program for NASA followers who are said to be headed to Canaan come August 9th.

‘I Will Not Come Down Until Raila Is Sworn As President!’ Swears Man Perched On Top Of Street Light

Well, if you missed it, here is the detailed program:

8/8/2017

8:00 AM: Kenyans pack quickly, slay queens reminded to pick their selfie sticks and booty boosters. Baba wears a camel skin while Moses Wetangula packs the ten commandments.

We bid goodbye to Jimmy Gait and Willy Paul

A short prayer at the banks of Red Sea from Jehovah Wanyonyi, (Yeah, the ninja never died, he just went ahead of unto spy the land)

10:00 AM: We are at River Jordan. Kaos are given 30 minutes to drink water before the journey resumes.

Team Mafisi baptized in the river, their libido is washed away and are now called Team Burukenge.

11:00 AM: Ken Wamaria leads us in a song as we run around Jericho. Dj Demakufu is on the decks. Kemboi leads the marathon around the walls as slay queens are reminded to remove their high heels ? .

NDIYE HUYU! Meet DJ Demakufu, The Man Who Leaves Your Girlfriend’s Pants Soaking Wet

Stubborn walls given to Sonko, he gives them some good blows.

12:00:  Some yellow yellows claim they are hungry and they need pizza. Mudavadi who is in charge of Kitchen and the Dining Hall serves them with manna. Those who refuse to eat eti they only eat pizza are sentenced to be sat on by Willis Raburu.

 

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