Kwani Anafyonza Mafuta? Kenyans React To DJ Mo And Size 8's Kiss

Piece by: Caren Nyota
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A kiss means alot depending on how or where it is planted.

Kissing on the hand is a gesture indicating courtesy, politeness, respect, admiration or even devotion by one person towards another. While locking lips implies passion or simply 'I love you'.

But does everyone know how to give that passionate kiss? Or some kiss as if they are eating ugali or syphoning fuel from a tanker?

Well, from Lionel Messi to the video of the African man kissing that went viral and now we have DJ MO, it's time for relationship experts to start teaching our men on how to plant that elusive romantic kiss.

Watching soap operas isn't enough, anymore.

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Gospel decksmaster DJ MO born Sammy Muraya is the current subject on social media after a photo of him kissing his wife Linet Munyali aka Size 8 went viral.

Over the weekend, the father of one threw a surprise birthday party for his wife which went down in four phases.

"Happy birthday the love of my life , you have been a good wife, mother to @ladashabelle and the best helper in my life - if I was to marry and do these all over again I would still choose you - you the best I got. Love you and happy birthday day," DJ MO POSTED ON SOCIAL MEDIA. 

  1. The first phase was at the Enashipai's main entrance where the security guards told Size 8 to get out of the vehicle and get searched. When she stepped out, she was met by social media influencer Carolina Carlz and the Bountiful Safaris staff who started singing for her.

2. The Afadhali Yesu singer was then ferried in a golf cart to the reception where she was met by a few models at the 2nd stop.

3. At the 3rd stop, she was met by her family and friends who presented her with a red velvet cake leaving her speechless.

Her daughter Ladasha was also present.

4. She cut the cake before they proceeded to the the fourth phase where she was met by more fans.

And it is at this phase where DJ Mo decided to showcase his kissing skills. The power couple exchanged a passionate kiss and later proceeded to dance and wine and dine with the whole crew.

Hmm!

"Yesterday was a good day regardless of the events we had still the surprise worked - thank bountiful safaris, Enashipai hotel for helping me pull this surprise up -thank you friends and even system unit - @size8reborn got surprised and at least we managed to go though all 4 stages of the whole thing - whole video coming soon on the return or #Themurayas - Glory to God."

The photo of DJ MO and Size 8 kissing has gone viral and here are some of the comments from Kenyans

Lena: Anavuruta oil kwa carburettor.

Winnie: ????????????????? na ni maceleb. Wakujie classes

Rachel: Hehe DJ mo it's not done like this #kiundutho

Liz: Hiyo kiss yuuuuucccccckkkkkkk!

Njoroge: I guess this guy's side hustle is being a mechanic

Victoria: Kissing upper lip ni matata for Kenyan men, afadhali they just stick to lower lip, nimeenda hivi nakuja

Tonnie: It's called the carburettor kiss folks

Diana: He has let me down. He is kissing like he's sucking juice out of a straw

Muthoni: This reminds me of someone I used to know.

Masinza: Can't believe huyu Ni Size 8 Na Dj Moz

Grace: Maybe ni leo tu ilitokea vibaya

Karithi: Actually, size 8 ndiye ameplace wrong... Look at it again

Rebecca: Lol anakunywa chai moto

Risper: Pitieni huku uone Dj Moh akinyonya mafuta kwa caburetor

Joy: Hii ndio French kiss ?

Njeri: And yet I thought I was the only one who saw that.... Haha yeye na ule mzae wa kunyonya oil their difference is the same.

Sheila: Hii c ni Ile kiss msee upewa aki faint "kiss of life" ?

Mary: Woooiii my crush huwa ana kiss hivi it's over as if anakunywa uj