Rachel Marete

They say beauty is in the eyes of the beer-holder. Not until you wake up in the morning and you find yourself staring at a being who almost resembles a ghost. Reason? At the bar, before you chips-fungad her, you did not know that her hair was fake (a wig), she had a bald head, the eye brows, lashes, nails, her light skin and her MASSIVE butt were nothing but a damn ruse.

So, there you are , staring at the four-feet-tall bimbo with a fake accent and you start wondering what type of alcohol you were consuming when you first spotted the groupie social-climbing imbecile. That’s when you start cursing the day you enrolled at nursery school.

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However, nothing beats the feeling you get waking up the following morning and you realize that your chips funga was the real deal. Fine a*s, beautiful natural hair and nails, and you didn’t nut in her coz you used rubber!

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