Social media is never short of drama. If you are bored, just scroll through your Facebook, Twitter or Instagram accounts, you will not miss something that will brighten your day.

Well, Kenyan woman by the name Ncheche has left many dying of laughter after exposing her Kikuyu man whom she says, is stingy. Ncheche claims that she went out for lunch with this man from the mountain Kenya region but she was shocked when the 'sponsor' bought her a cup of coffee instead of heavy lunch. She is pissed off.

Here is what she wrote;

'Men from central are very stingy hata akupeleke date hauezi shiba.

Juu mmoja alinipeleka ako na pesa lakini ni kama umeenda kukula appetizer pekee. We met at a club in Kiambu Road and exchanged numbers. We met the following Saturday since he asked me if I can take him to help his boss pay dowry huko Kiambu mashambani. So he gave me a book to write down a contribution each of his friends had contributed. No one alitoa chini ya elfu kumi. They gave me the money to count by the roadside and I was really shaking since sijawahi count more than 100k on my hands. I wondered why they were counting such money by the roadside, kumbe they were armed, which I learnt later

So after dowry he took me out in a place along Kiambu Road. I knew I was lucky and would eat anything I wanted since he had money. Kuku, pork and wine. So vile tulifika he asked for two cappucino akasema ati tumekula kwa sherehe ...????

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So after the drink he gave me 200 to take a matatu to go back in embakasi and meet the following day. Na vile alikua anabrag na 2.5m. I even thought angenidrop or pay for Uber...I called for an uber and when it arrived I told him my driver has been sent to pick me and I left him there with his 200.'