Many a man has fallen victim to the evil magic that is make-up artistry. I have heard many a nephew complain about going out and ending the night with a beautiful lass in their arms and beds only for the sun to rise and vanquish the woman’s black magic and in her place is a wrinkled, fugly wench.

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And men are tired of being diabolically deceived by these wenches. I had a conversation with a friend of mine about the same and he said that he is appalled by just how acceptable lies have become. How permissible we as a society have become about women lying about their beauty. Whenever the screens in bars go on and we are forced to watch news bulletins he becomes distraught at the number of women who are lying about their looks. And someone has to call them out on it.

But who? Who is the brave knight willing to go toe-to-toe with this monster? ME!

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And indeed, everyone has a right to an opinion -MINE! So buckle up as we take a look at Kenya’s female celebs who need layer upon layer of make-up to look stunning:

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#1. Mwanaisha Chidzuga

mwanisha_make_up_free.JPGPlain Jane isn’t just a word anymore. She isn’t exactly aesthetically challenged but in all honesty, without make up we wouldnae bother to take a second glance at her. She looks like a highschool teacher in some understaffed boys secondary school who has to put up with an idiot like me who never even bothered with Swahili lessons.

#2. Akothee

Akothee without make up

No really, Image result for female blackface caricatureNuff said.

#3. Janet Mbugua

Janet Mbugua

This is and will always remain a brave photo. But this article isn’t about courage. It’s about how lasses look without the aid of make up. She is REALLY unattractive but all that matters at the end of the day is that she is comfortable in her own skin.
#4. Nyota Ndogo

Nyota Ndogo

Where do we start here? If the make up isn’t coming off ghastly, then she isn’t looking as fresh as we are accustomed to seeing her because her make up really does save the day for her.

#5. Anne Kiguta

anne kiguta make up

The lass whose babby daddy is a truly powerful man in the form of Jomo Gecaga really isn’t much of a looker without layers upon layers of make up. I fail to understand the hype surrounding her. Good marketing I guess.
#6. Amani

Try as I might, I have failed to come across a good photo of her without make up. Maybe because the one time I saw her without make up, I neglected to take a photo of my own. But trust me when I say she always looks tired. Bags under her eyes not to mention how bloodshot they are and you understand where I am coming from.
#7. Femi One

Femi One with no make up

May God forever forgive all you make up mudface warriors!

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