Kwa mat naitwa konda kwa nyumba naitwa bae! List of crazy matatu stickers

Piece by: Joy Mburu
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Kenyan matatus have been known to have crazy funny entertaining motivating and business stickers and posters in the matatu. It is such a variety that even job vacancies can be spotted as a poster in the matatu.

The matatus have really good graffiti and people wait in line just to board specific matatus bringing forth the matwana culture.

If the crazy and loud music and screens won't entertain you, here are some of the crazy stickers and posters you may find:

Ukitaka stage ya 10 hamia githurai

Kama uko na haraka ungeanza safari jana

Hakuna stage inaitwa hapo dere

Kama una haraka shuka ukimbie

Mzee ni wewe

Hatusemi wewe ni mnono lakini ukikalia viti mbili lipia

Kwa mat naitwa konda au makanga but kwa nyumba naitwa babe

Unakataa kukaa nyuma juu wewe ni mgonjwa kwani mbele kuna daktarin

Fare haijapanda wewe ndio umesota

Umaskini haitaki hasira… tulia!!

Achana na dereva ako na na bibi conductor ndiye anatafuta

Furaha yako ya selfie, furaha ya mwizi simu

Wewe ni Rafiki yangu, ndiyo sikatai alkini biashara yangu haikutambui

Kitambi ikifika level Fulani nunua gari yako

Gari haijajaa dere anashukia next stage

Watu ni kukaa wanne wanne starehe ni kwa wheelchair

Kushuta ni bure kutapika ndio chwani

Afadhali kununua gari kuliko kuoa bibi mkorofi

Kazi ya moyo ni kuskuma damu kupenda ni kiherehere yako

Women are like matatus you miss one you catch another

Ingia tu usitoe viatu

Unajifanya rose muhando ubebwe na nani?

Kama kuoga ni usafi basi mbona tauli huwa chafu?

If you find the music too loud then you are too old.