Kiss FM radio co-host Jalango has advised Kenyans to always marry their best friends and companions to reduce chances of infidelity in marriage.
Speaking during the Morning Kiss, he advised,
‘Marry your companion. Cheating is the worst form of disrespect to any man or woman.
Cheating in marriage is the lowest you can go. But what people should understand is that there is always a reason why people cheat.
Understanding why people cheat is one way to identify a solution and fix it.’
What Jalango might not know is that men and women have now perfected the art of cheating.
Here is how men have upped their cheating game in 2020.
They no longer take long showers after their sex escapades
Your man knows that if he comes home smelling of Geisha and at home you use Menengai you might be suspicious.
So what they do is, wipe off the nether areas, anaenda kuogea kwake.
Unless you are very insecure that you can ask to smell their chuma ya doshi every time they go out.
They don’t carry remaining condoms back home
Most men have now mastered the art of profit and losses, so why risk a whole marriage just because you want to carry one unused condom home?
They either live it with their side chicks or leave it in the room, after all the next ninja might want to use it.
They don’t save their side chicks using aliases
Gone are the days where men saved the contacts of their side chicks under names such as ‘Mburu mechanic’ or ‘Kamau caretaker’.
They know it’s very easy to get caught so they save them using their real names.
They know you can’t go through all the contacts to counter check.
They don’t come back home at weird hours of the night
Just because your husband comes home immediately after work does not mean he does not cheat.
Infact most married men cheat during the day. There are some good men who don’t cheat but they are hard to find.
Some come home early to marinate and get ready for the next ‘job’.
Incase you are doubtful feel free to visit hotel rooms during the day.