Dead men tell no tales.Since Jacob Juma passed on to glory, it would seem his secrets have refused to remain silenced nor to follow him to the realm of the beyond. I woke up today to find his secrets plastered on the leading Dailies and I couldnae help it but have a look and my mind was blown.

Given this was a Daily Nation big read, it came with alot of clutter. Allow me to simplify things for you, so you can quickly get to the 5 most humiliating secrets that have refused to follow Jacob Juma to his grave:

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#5. School Fees was supposedly always paid late

It has been claimed that Jacob Juma was always paying school fees late, which is a stark contradiction from the reports of him sending out large sums of money to his women. This brings one question to mind - how could he afford to send upto Sh90,000 a night to a lass, yet not afford to pay fees for his children on time? Hmmm...

#4. Rent was always late

With all that money, Jacob Juma was still in the habit of paying his bills late and rent was highlighted. Hmmm... I reiterate, with all the money he spent on women, how could rent be an issue?

#3. He was vindictive

Juma's business partners claimed he was the most vindictive person they knew and gave the example of Hassan Zubeidi, who hitherto was close to Jacob Juma, but when they had a reported falling out over land, Jacob Juma vowed to bring the man down and saw to it that the man who once headed a bank now does business from a car.

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#2. Poor taste in women

Everyone has a right to an opinion. MINE!

And if indeed Cheryl Kitonga was with Jacob Juma moments before he died, bleurgh!

#1. He was an alleged pimp

The apartment he acquired in Westlands was a place where he and his high flying friends would party and enjoy the company of lasses (euphemism for debauchery). He would have his trusted cabbie "Will" pick up and deliver lasses, who would then entertain either him or his friends, before returning them back to whence they came.

Interestingly enough, according to a police report one of his women was a banker who he had met on the same day at the banking hall she worked in! Well, she was the one who won. He had a date with two lasses and he chose the smart banker.

The pimp game flowed strong!