Is Your Boss Inlove With You? 5 Signs To Look Out For!

Piece by: Uncle Chim Tuna
Lifestyle

Nothing is more potent an aphrodisiac than power. Women can't get enough of it, men on the other hand get intimidated by it unless ofcourse they were raised by strong women. But what happens when your boss is into you? That is actually the wrong question. Let us start with the visualization. We all have that one boss we find attractive enough to forget ourselves for right? The one that struts around the office in a self assured manner that announces their power albeit subtly.

That one boss whose approval is more than a confidence boost, it is arousing. That madam who looks so ravishing in her power suityou cannot help but OH MY GOD!

But how can you tell if the boss is into you? You see, being in their position, they have to be subtle about it or get hit with sexual harassment lawsuits. Some of their cues are often missed. But Uncle Chim Tuna is here to ensure you do not miss these cues any more! Why? Because I got you like that!

#1. You get less work but more "responsibility"

If you are in a position where your boss constantly gives you more responsibilities such as reporting to him even the most routine of activities but with no real addition to your workload, they are trying to get your gratitude and this often works between female bosses and their male subordinates.

Why? because women are subtle about wanting to spend more time with you.

#2. Your constantly asked to stay late with an offer for a lift later on

Have you ever been asked to stay late and work on a project whose deadline is far away? Or rather than work on the actual project, you end up shooting the breeze with your boss about alot of stuff that isn't work related? That is often a hint.

Then for the kicker; after it's all said and done, your boss offers you a lift home even when you can easily request for company transport... And men are the ones who really like using this tactic because it puts then in a position of aggressive control.

#3. Constant offers for lunch and drinks

We all have bosses who are stingy and bosses who are more generous than most. But if you have a boss whose offers are constantly made through you or whose offers have hidden riders -that either you're there or the team gets nothing, then (s)he is trying to send you hints.

#4. Compliments (especially undeserved compliments)

This tactic is rather dicey. Your boss can never be seen to make catcalls.

But they will notice things that even your boyfriend failed to notice such as your new perfume or how form fitting your trouser pants are. And this attention always comes riding shotgun along with compliments.

Compliments about your haircut, compliments about your shirt -compliments that the rest of the team never seem to get.

#5. Assignments to projects where you work closely

Your boss will make sure to assign you to projects that will have you spending so much time together you even develop inside jokes and slang that makes everyone on the team uncomfortable.

If you are in such a position as to get to see the boss at any time of day while the rest of the team have to make do with making only seeing her in hallways as he passes by... And ladies are especially fond of this one as it gives them privacy.

#6. Constant visits to your workstation

Have you ever received unsolicited, unwanted visits from your boss to your workstation and only yours? I swear to my gods I have a colleague we call Fatso* who received these by the bucketload till we started making fun of him. What do you think we as his male friends said?

#7. Unmerited promotions

Yeah, men are the guilty party on this. Have you heard of sexually transmitted degrees? Well, this is the less subtle approach to promotions. Equally vulgar and only enterpreneurs are known to offer these as they answer to no one!

Kinda like where I used to be! Ghasia or something.