My car is in the garage so I have been enjoying using matatus and from the way my mech is working, it seems I will have to continue with this trend till the end of the month. It's not so bad; I have lost alot of my independence, have to be wary of pick pockets, and get to enjoy other people's body odour as my personal space gets invaded. But atleast I can also interact with hot lasses.

If nothing else, this is the saving grace. I have had to get onboard matatus these past 2 weeks and I have realized that some Nairobi estates are more blessed than others when it comes to fine gels. Others? Uhm... Let's just agree that some lasses were blessed with masculine features such as male pattern balding no doubt from all the weaves they abuse and "strong" faces.

But this isn't about railing at fugly lasses, it's about celebrating the beautiful ones and trust me when I say that is precisely what I intend to do. I had  rather interesting conversation with a makanga (matatu tout) who put me on game. He opened my eyes to the fact that some estates are really endowed when it comes to hot lasses.

And some of these estates are:

Ruaka

This seems to be where everyone goes to start off their adult life. The rent is more forgiving than places like Lang'ata and places like South B (you can get a one bedroom at the same price a servants quarter goes for in the aforementioned areas).

As a result manze the shorties that live here are too fine! Fine fine babes.

Kinoo

I used to make fun of the people rom Kinoo. They refer to the area as Upper Westlands and I found that hilarious. Add to that the fact that most of the lads from the area smell like sweat and think being a tout is the coolest thing since cellphones and you can understand why I had a problem.

But the lasses that are now from that area! Chai! They are fine gan! Fine like wine. The babes from Kinoo these days are too sexy!

I found this out because my bredren  had me visiting him to catch a pint and I was immensely impressed by what I saw.

Umoja

This area has always had hot lasses but the thing about it is it also has a large number of aesthetically challenged females. The type that have you squinting real hard to see their feminine side. But I was recently there and trust that I was impressed by the specimens I found there. They are fine but watch out, Umoja lasses will milk you dry and if you happen to date one ALWAYS ask them to divulge the details of their child. There's no need to hide the little one.

These sexy lasses are the type to always post #MyKing or #MySonMyKingMyMotivation on social media -yet they are the lasses that populate clubs in Westlands and Ngong Road.

Rongai

Rongai has hot lasses by the bucketloads but for a very logical reason; the universities that litter the greater Rongai area have raised it's profile given that most of the lasses seek accommodation within the area.

The lasses here are usually fine BUT really young and like most young lasses, they go in for loud, flashy lads -usually matatu manambas. They are fine but if you ever make a move on them, remember to regulate their alcohol consumption.

Buruburu

The lasses here are hot but crazy! These are the lasses that insist on knowing your phone password and keep tabs on whomever you talk to on social media. Buruburu has always had hot lasses but they are usually insecure. At best they are simply jealous, at worst, they thrive on causing strife between you and the area boys.

Ngara

These lasses are hot but by far the most ratchet in the list. They typically attend uni at either Nairobi University's law campus or at the K.U in the area. They are the hot lasses who still cannot get their make up right nor afford to regularly update their weaves. Bah!

All that beauty can easily be lost in the mess that is their face painting make-up.

Kileleshwa

these are by far the hottest lasses in the bunch. For some reason Kileleshwa is awash with hot lasses. Pity they often get visited by men my fathers age driving huge SUVs at 9pm.