'I would have gotten an A...' Jalang'o narrates hilarious high school memories

Piece by: Marion Kageni
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If there's a man who knows how to crack Kenyans up and make them tune into the morning breakfast show on Kiss FM, religiously, then it has got to be Kiss FM presenter Jalang'o.

Jalas has a way of narrating a story and capturing anyone's attention effortlessly.

On Thursday, on the breakfast he hosts alongside Kamene Goro, the comedian narrates a hilarious event he experienced while in highschool during biology exams when one of his classmates feasted on the rabbit specimen they were working on.

Heavy J cracked the ribs of his co host Kamene after narrating to his listeners what happened when he was doing his biology practicals back in highschool.

The comedian said he would have scored highly in biology as he had a great biology teacher but everything crumbled during their practicals when Dennis Okumu Angolo, his former classmate decided to feast on the rabbit specimen they were to use.

"I would have scored A plain were it not for Dennis Okumu Angolo who during practicals ate the specimen." He recalled.

Students had bisected the rabbit the previous night to use for practicals the next day but on that very night there was a smell of barbeque "nyama choma".

He hilariously goes ahead to tell of how he wondered where the aroma came from but never bothered until the next morning when they woke up only to find their specimen missing.

Jalang'o also surprised fans after revealing that he never goes to hospital.

According to the comedian, he has been strengthened by various factors such as God, situation where he doesn't expose himself to diseases and the hardships he overcame before fame.