They say not all that glitters is gold and I agree to that. In case you come across someone who's super perfect and looks like they come from another planet especially ladies, please men, think twice.

Women or rather slay queens with heavy make-up applied on their faces leaving them looking like goddesses are manoeuvring allover.

Most of them throng entertainment joints hoping to find a blesser/sponsor and woe unto you if you fall in love with one. You will wine and dine with a 'fine woman' like Rihanna only to wake up to a different person the following morning.

In a recent story published in the Nairobian, quite a number of Kenyan men narrated their experience with slay queens after picking them up in different city entertainment joints and here are their confessions.

"I was at a popular club in Kilimani with my boys and almost all the ladies were glowing. After a night of fun, I chips-fungad one of the chicks and we both blacked out. In the morning, I woke up before her and what I saw was scary. I had to call my friends to confirm if I had gone home with the right chick," said Eric Songs

"We dived into the ocean and when she re-emerged, all her make-up was washed off and she looked a tint darker, with no lashes and eyebrows I became worried. Instead of taking her to my digs, I took her to her place and instantly blocked her number,” narrated Samuel Maina.

Felix Ochieng said;

"It was end-month and that Friday evening, I wanted to spoil myself, so I decided to have a drink at a local club in town. I spotted a beautiful curvaceous lady who was all made up. She was giving me the signals so I decided to join her because it was time to seal the deal. We had fun drinking and dancing and when it was time to head home, we decided to get a room.

But there was something amiss because she did not want the lights to be on and I obliged. I switched off the lights and waited for her, but she was taking her sweet time. She even said she need to remove her make-up because she can’t sleep with it and I was okay waiting patiently.

But she was too quiet, so I went to check on her. When I opened the door, I was shocked because her face was totally different from the person I met in the club and to make it worse, the curvaceous hips that I admired had disappeared. I switched on the light and she locked herself in the bathroom. I took off!"

"I met this woman in a club and the feeling was mutual, so we decided to take it home for more fun. The morning after, she woke up before me and went to the bathroom to freshen up and when she came back to bed, I wanted ‘morning glory’ before she left. But when I look at her, I felt ripped off. She was totally different. I was like 'who is this person? Oh God! What have I done!' Protus Makori  said.

Adding;

"I got her a cab and I never called her back."

Credits: Sde