Raila Odinga

With a few days remaining to the general election, you should be ready to see wonders. Politics sycophants are doing anything for attention. Be it undressing and walking around wailing, dancing to that Vindu Vichenjanga, Nasa Tibim or Uhuru Tano as if they have hit a jackpot, Kenyans are not afraid.

Some are saying they will not engage in coitus till their prefered candidate wins. SMH

Everyone wants to be seen. Could it be a way of attracting voters?

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Well, a middle aged Kenyan man brought Garissa town to a standstill yesterday after he climbed on top of the street light pole and vowed to come down only if Raila Amolo Odinga alias Baba wins the presidential seat come August 8.

“I will not come down until Baba Raila Omolo Odinga is Sworn In as the 5th President of the Republic Of Kenya”

Raila Odinga's supporter

So he isn’t going to vote?

Raila Odinga's supporter

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Kenyans have reacted to this and here is what they had to say;

Edwin: Let him weit ujinga wa kuzaliwa unakuwanga tu ivo , nkt!!!!!

Denz: Pungusa bangi

Evans: Anafikiria kuna polling station hpo juu!!!hhaaa!jamaa hana kura

Madina: Don’t pay any attention to him he will come down by himself vile alipanda

Francis: Huyo jamaa hana kura.

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Midamba: Mwambie aache bangi mbichi…

Abdalla: Ama tell him ni tarehe nane aende apige kura halafu arudi juu ategee swearing

Titus: MAJAMAA WAWILI WAPANDE POLE POLE NA NGAZI JUU WAKIWA NA NYAUNYO WAMNYORESHA MPAKA WATOE UJINGA NA ULEVI KWA AKILI.
HUYU NA WALE WA KUHANG JUU YA NDEGE AKILI NI SAWA.
WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE COMPETING TO BREAK GOOD RECORDS IN Guinness OTHERS ARE BREAKING RECORDS ZA UJINGA. MUNGU SAIDIA KENYA.

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