'I watched my date eat while I watched for lack of enough money' Churchill

Piece by: Peninah Njoki
Lifestyle

Churchill has narrated an embarrassing incident that happened to him when he walked home after spending all the cash he had on a date.

Sharing about this on Churchill show on Sunday he said

'Back in the 90's I took a woman out on a date and she ordered half a chicken.

I asked 'Ya hapa ama ya wapi?

I tried to convince her to at least order two sausages.

but she stuck by what she wanted.'

Shocked at the request considering he had very little cash in his pockets, Churchill put on a brave face.

'While she ate I was just watching her. I pretended to be fasting as Jesus did back in the day.

Every time she chewed nlikua naskia uchungu nkikumbuka nitatembea miguu going back home.

Eventually, that is what I did, I walked all the way.'

Churchill is among many men who have been left penniless by ladies who sometimes order things that men can't afford to pay for.

Well, Churchill is now a rich guy whose bank accounts zinachezea millions.

In 2015, a Kenyan woman was arrested for failing to pay her bills at a five-star hotel in Nairobi bills totalling Sh230,000. 

Laura Oyier was arrested for failing to pay the cash to the Intercontinental Hotel.

The 27-year-old checked into the five-star hotel as a guest on January 27 and stayed on until February 16, 2015.

It's alleged that the accused used to sneak out of the hotel and return in the wee hours of the morning without being noticed by the staff at the reception.

She was later able to pay the bill after interventions by different people.

So when Churchill shared his predicament we understand where he is coming from.