I Once Met A Hot Chick, Later Realized She Was A Blonde And Did This

Piece by: Harun Momanyi
Entertainment

Ever seen an Instagram bio with the word “sapiosexual”? Forget the shady “his queen, his main, his daughter” descriptions. This particular word is used by women who regard themselves are the kind to be aroused by intelligence, rather than physical looks of a man.

However, I must admit that this word is being misused as I once saw it on a lady’s IG, hit her up and invited her for a date.

It wasn’t a really fancy thing so to say, just a chilled evening in a cozy restaurant in the CBD. The light skin mama showed up in a flattering dress that showed her ample cleavage, her enticing smile is still a rigid memory to this second.

As usual, the pleasantries took lead...with a light conversation about what she’s been up to taking up the first 5 minutes. When the time to order came, she seemed bland. She asked me to choose what us two would have. Whoa. That was a task.

Anyway, I quickly overcame that challenge and went straight into the serious talk about us. That’s when I realized that she had a mild hangover from the prior evening’s partying. She could not think clearly. The tired soul in her popped.

I knew she was my kinda girl but I was almost getting disappointed. What was I to do? Just let this date end up being messy?

I wasn’t going to let that happen. I suggest something totally out of the blue: an ice cold Redbull can. Trust me, within 30 minutes of her taking it -- which she called delicious -- she was now popping many interesting topics.

From my favorite anticipated film releases to what we needed to do to make our friendship more fun, the lady became powered up.

This is the reason why I love Redbull. It simply gives you wings. It will come through for you any day. Even though I warned her not to show up like that on a date, I still carry a can of Redbull just in case.

#RedbuuGivesYouWings