Huddah's car has been clamped. In all honesty, it happens to almost all Kenyan drivers at one point or another. She is simply learning what it means to have a car in Nairobi.

This comes hot on the heels of her announcement that she will be working with Uber - a collaboration I personally feel makes sense, as who better to get trollops to use the service than their high priestess? They might as well use the service, seeing as how of late they have been finding themselves in tricky situations with their sponsors.

The diminutive sex pistol was riding around in her pink Range Rover and had to attend to some business at China Centre. Unfortunately, there was nary a county council attendant in sight so she just went about her business.

That is when they struck - like they always do: