'Okoa jahazi ya 50 ikuje ikiwa 50 na si 45' Hilarious Kenyan request to the government

Piece by: Lily Mwangi
Lifestyle

One thing I appreciate from our dear beloved Kenyans is just the level of creativity they have.

Whenever something happens that catches the attention of people in this country, there’s always those fast and creative Kenyans who come up with crazy and hilarious memes.

Over the years we have seen some pretty creative content, that has left us wondering how one is capable of creating something that no one would have thought up.

Well, a number of things have been going in the country, from fuel prices going up to Jacque Maribe being linked to the murder of Monica Kimani and many more.

It gets to a point and people get tired and want change.

So come 2019, these are some of the hilarious requests Kenyans have to the government;

1. Road to success ipanuliwe tufike haraka. 😁

2.Okoa jahazi ya 50 ikuje ikiwa 50 na si 45 coz hiyo ni haramu. 😁

3. Watu walipe matatu kulingana na weight yao 😁

4.Light at the end of the tunnel izimwe inakula stima sana. 😁

5.Kenya iwekwe kwa olx iuzwe na kila mtu agawiwe pesa zake ajipange 😁

6.Tv zenye zinatumia ariel zitolewe za omo ziletwe 😁

7.Fare ya kwenda South Africa ipunguzwe coz ni mteremko 😁

8. Wachonge side moja ya miti za kiberiti ziwe toothpick ama waweke wax both sides 😁

9.Watu wakikosa tumaini wanunue tumatumbo 😁

10.Totoise ikizeeka iitwe babuise ama nyanyaise iache kuconfuse watu😁

11.Mandazi ipikwe ya rectangle ya kawaida– tri♦agle wanaiba kona kubwa 😁

12.Mapenzi ya dhati ipunguzwe iwekwe ya twenty 😁😁

13.Sukuma wiki iongezwe isukume mwezi ama mwaka 😁😁

14.National anthem ikuwe na sound effects kama ikibamba sana wapi nduru… 😁😁

15. Education is key to success. Hio Key ifanywe copies kila mtu apewe yake.