It’s been weeks since clubs were opened to the public and since then it’s been parte after parte. The problem is most people are broke.

But that has not stopped people from going out and enjoying their favourite drinks.

It’s not unusual to bump into ladies who want to parte but their pockets are empty, all they do is wait and pounce on clueless men.

Here is how to identify ‘broke’ chics in a club

Always in a clique

It’s said that misery loves company and so does broke ladies. No one wants to go hunting alone so such ladies walk in cliques of five or six.

This they do so that in case one fails to land a ‘deal’ the other group member can end up saving the situation.

Truth is chances of them not clinching a man are almost nil.

Can drink a round of drinks/mzinga for a whole night

Another way of identifying a ‘broke’ lady/ladies is by the content of what they are drinking.

Such ladies buy just a single drink/ round and then wait and scan to see who looks like a potential ‘drinks sponsor.’

They will pretend ‘hawakunywi sana’ but the minute a man offers to buy them drinks, watachafua meza mpaka ushtuke.

Always wanting to win the attention of any man in the club

They will keep offering to dance with different people in the club just to see where their luck will land them.

They do not seem to mind the fact that some of the men they want to dance with have two left feet.

Uta twerkiwa mpaka you buy the drinks.

Acting ‘high class’ 

They will look and act like high-class ladies.

But truth is hakuna kitu.

Most just look okay on the outside but their pockets are dented, dry like the Kalahari Desert.

So the next time you go to a club don’t just assume every smart lady is independent, some are just there to milk you dry and then go back home.

Yes, it’s your money but instead of using it on random women how about you go home and pamper your wife, the mother to your kids.