Getting a massage in major towns around the country is like buying peanuts in traffic.
Massage parlors dot the trade centres, and all you need is money to get their services plus a happy ending, if you need one.
Anita* (not her real name) has been in this business for two years now, and she says it pays handsomely.
Speaking to Mpasho, she said,
“I’ve been shuffling between Malindi and Mombasa and I enjoy my work. I work mostly in high-end areas and most clients are rich Africans and white people, especially those who visit for holidays.”
Prices range from Sh3,000 to more than Sh10,000, depending on the type of massage. She gets tips from clients and in a month, she takes home between Sh60,000-Sh80,000. She uses the cash to support her mother and two siblings, who live in Makueni.
“I love working with wealthy Africans because they always ask for a happy ending and pay three times the price. The manager at my workplace is aware of the happy endings and she introduces you to what you’ll be doing once you join. It’s upon you to make the client happy or else he won’t visit again,” she said.
Massage parlors operate differently and there are those which open for 24 hours. Some are just a call away and for others, you have to book online on their websites. While in some “happy ending” refers to a handjob, in others this clearly means sex.
A line on one of the popular Kilimani massage parlors’ websites reads: “Massage spa for all professional massage services. We offer all types of massage services. Call 07******,” accompanied by photos of sexy foreign females.
JOB-HUNTING AT MASSAGE SPA
I called quite a number of city massage parlors, posing as a masseuse looking for a job. To my surprise, most didn’t ask about experience or knowledge of the job.
A woman at one of the Westlands-based massage parlors told me on the phone, ”
Hi, what’s your weight? We only allow between 50-60kg or below. If you exceed that, sorry, you cannot work at our place.”
I rang another number I found on an online website that had a 4.2 Google rating, and the requirements to join the city suburbs’ parlor were weird.
A man who identified himself as a photographer of the establishment said,
“Come with your national ID, HIV test results and be ready to take salacious photos, which will be posted on our website, some with your face showing. If you’re interested, call at 9am so our cab guy will pick you at a specific place.”
I was perplexed by the responses from the massage parlors I called and was convinced you can get anything you want under the city in the city of the sun.
Just like any other profession, working as a masseuse has its disadvantages. Most masseuses face sexual harassment and contract deadly diseases if they are not careful.
Speaking to Mpasho, Esther ‘Essy’ Amani, 27, recounted her hardships on the job.
“I’ve been sexually harassed, especially by old white men, who touch me inappropriately while in the massage rooms. Some force themselves on us and when you raise alarm, the management fire you or deny you that month’s salary,” she said.
“Some clients prefer home services and the dangers of such are some refuse to pay. If you don’t accept their sex advances, you get assaulted and you may get raped.
“Rich old Africans, white men and Indians come with weird demands. From asking you to massage their scrotums, licking their ears to rubbing their anals, we risk contracting diseases.”
She said some have weird fetishes. She almost quit her job one day after a 61-year-old German man asked for what she termed satanic.
“I was referred by one of my clients to a friend and was happy because I knew I was going to get good cash. On arriving at the villa where he lived, I found him in his birthday suit, lying on a couch, and he asked me to insert my two fingers in his anus. I refused but he insisted I do it,” she said.
“He threatened to call the cops on me and claim that I had stolen his money and I had no choice but to do it. That was the most traumatising day of my life and since then, I don’t provide house services. I prefer working at the parlor. I learnt that greediness isn’t good.”
The profession has also attracted men who work at massage parlors, though the ones we contacted didn’t want to talk.