Controversial ex-TV girl Elizabeth Irungu is never afraid of speaking out her mind. Elizabeth Irungu, who is a fan of khat/miraa or veve as it is popularly known on the streets, has decided to school her followers on the types of people who chew the drug.
According to the sultry lass, who has been enjoying veve for more than 10 years, not everyone who chews miraa has the same behavior.
Well, here are the types of people who chew veve at least according to Elizabeth Irungu:
- The tafuta-tafuta type
They chew looking for things! Aki huwezi hata elewa mtu anatafuta nini kumanini zake!
Mara “jamaa nani ameona lighter?”
(Mtasimamishwa wote atafute lighter kwa viti)
Mara “Niaje,nimeweka tenje yangu wapi?”
Mara,”Wee jamaa wapi hiyo soda ilikuwa hapa?”
ATATAFUTA TAFUTA VITU MPKA ASUBUHI 😮
Best not to answer him aki! If you love peace ukiwa jaba,KAA MBALI NA THIS “TAFUTA” TYPE! ✋
2. The hallucinating chap
This one talks about business ideas the moment handas imeshika tu!
Mara,”Unajua tunaeza anzisha bizz ya kulipisha hizi gari zote parking hapa tukafunge mbaya joh”
And he will just keep building castles in the air all night long,”Jamaa by the way mnajua tunaeza pata tender ya KPLC tukafunge mbaya joh!”
Don’t answer him kama unapenda amani yako my friend’ just nod your head at him and remain quiet! The moment u engage such SHAURI YAKO! Hakuna ‘business idea’ hutapewa hapo!
3. The horny freak
Huyu anaongea tu uchafu kakishika!
Nothing else! Just sex! He will only give you guys dirty stories all night! Pervert smh! And if it’s a girl, SHE IS WORSE! She will talk things you’ve never heard before in your life 😮 Sijui vile chali alimfanyia nini nini sijui what waaaaah! Utastuka my friend!
This one is overly talkative!
You will die of exhaustion ukishikisha na yeye! Woi woi woi! Mtu anaeza bonga kutoka 5 pm mpaka 5 am NON-STOP! Believe you me!
5. The cry-cry baby
Huyu atakuaambia shida zake zote kwa life!
His financial hurdles, love break-ups, job losses, all the people that have died and left him alone in his life! Bibi yake, mama yake, nyanya yake! wah! 🙆
Just avoid this one if you don’t want to be depressed!
6. The noise maker
Huyu ataiita kila mtu mwenye anapita! “OYA! OYA! NIAJE!!!” Atapiga binja every 10 minutes yelling at his friends who are 1 kilometer away! Telling them nothing! Just noise!
7. The internet craze
Huyu the whole time ako jaba yuko kwa simu!
Haongei just listening to the rest and nodding while browsing, browsing, browsing!
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8. The kiguu na njia
Huyu jameni HAWEZI TULIA 😮 GOSH!
Mara,”wee niaje tuendenii reggae”
Mara,”Niaje tupigeni raundi jamaa! Tutoke sasa!”
9. The nitumeni
Huyu kazi yake ni kutumwa!
Anapenda tu kutumwa 😂 “Weee nani anadai nare nimuendee?”
“Niaje nani anatumana mzinga niendee???”
Yaani handas yake humuonyesha tu atumwe atumwe! Ndio ma’arkhaan yake hiyo!
10. Miss podox (This is me 😅)
Huyu veve humuonyesha tu ajipodoe every 5 minutes!
Hawezi kaa bila kioo! Lol! Sooo me na najua tuko wengi! 😉 Lipstick every 10 minutes! Lipgloss! Powder! Haha!
Hello Mpasholites, which type are you?