Hahaha! Subaru Owners Put On The Spot Again! Ipsos Synovate Now Says They Are The Most Unfaithful Husbands!

Piece by: Uncle Chim Tuna
Lifestyle

What is it about Subarus that rubs everyone the wrong way? Now the folk over at Ipsos Synovate are taking shots at men who drive the speedy Japanese machines. But atleast this time round Subarus are in the grand old company. Afterall, misery loves company right?

You see, The Nairobian commissioned those guys to come up with numbers of men who cheat and trust that they did just that. And their method was rather ingenious. Instead of asking men directly, they decided to ask women. You see, if you ask a married man whether he is straying, his answer will be a stonefaced, icy "No!" and that is if it isn't a fist to your face.

And so women were polled and asked whether they are currently in "relations" with married men and they found that men who are the most sought after are definitely not men who drive the following cars:

So if you are married to a man in a Vitz, you are apparently safe. No woman is checking for him save for University girls I guess...

But you are in trouble if you husband drives one of these machines: