Fossil, bae, ancestor! Here are the different categories of sbonzas

Piece by: Peninah Njoki
Lifestyle

As a man you sometimes ask yourself whether you are bae, sponsor or a fossil. According to women these three categories are different and here is how to tell.

'Bae is a man who is aged 25, when you are past 25 but below 35 your are referred to as a potential.

This is because you can make a good husband in the future.

According to women, men above the age of 35-45 are called sponsors, this is because most of the time these men are married but have a woman on the side.'

If you are a man above 45, you might be wondering what category you might fall in.

'Men who are aged 45-65 are known as ancestors, so do not get angry the next time a woman calls you that.'

In conclusion

'If you are a man who is aged 65-100 and dating a young woman then you should know that you are a fossil.'

Crazy as it may sound, men in all the above categories have no trouble finding love. In fact the older you become, the easier it becomes for you to find love.

Especially when you are financially capable, after all, which woman can get the hots for a man whose wallet is dry?

Men, which category are you in, and maisha hio floor inakupeleka aje?