Kenyan celebs have all at one point or another been caught up in some sort of altercation. But not all of them have taken the high road. Some have resorted to fisticuffs.
And it is those moments i would like to celebrate. The fact that Kenyan celebs can get ratchet from time to time and have fist fights is something I am so excited about.
So check out the list of fights I have compiled and enjoy:
#1. Anita Nderu vs Miss Mandii
i am not saying that these two did or didn’t fight nor am I saying that Anita Nderu and her erstwhile friend Miss Mandy fought of a certain baritoned colleague.
But the fight was said to be epic with miss Mandy making short work of her Capital FM colleague.
Miss Mandii Thoroughly Beats Anita Nderu, Capital FM Covers Up The Entire Saga (EVIDENCE)
#2. Yvonne Darcq vs Kush Tracy
These two were said to have fought over Kristoff with Yvonne Darcq getting the better of her love rival Kush Tracy. It was said that Kush Tracy was Kristoff’s ex and had neglected getting over him. And she saw her love interest chilling at Tribeka in the arms of Yvonne Darcq. She wasn’t looking to take any prisoners. Sadly, she lost.
HE KEPT PULLING ME ASIDE TO TALK TO ME. WHEN I WENT BACK TO TALK TO MY FRIENDS, I WAS HIT WITH A BOTTLE IN THE HEAD, WHICH I LATER FOUND OUT IS FROM YVONNE DARCQ AND IT’S BECAUSE KRISTOFF SPOKE TO ME. IT’S KRISTOFF WHO WAS FOLLOWING ME.”
#3. Ian Mugoya vs Oliech
This fight happened at the 50th edition of Blankets and Wine held at Carnivore (yes, in those early days of the event) and it was crazy. Oliech was unhappy that his date kept giving her attention (undivided at that) to Ian Mugoya. And Oliech wasn’t having any of it. So he let Ian Mugoya know about it. The hard way.
#4. Mishi Dorah vs Risper Faith
Mishi Dorah, the break away star of Nairobi D recently got involved in a fight with Risper Faith after accusing Risper Faith of saying some nonsense about her children. And all this was caught on camera. And sadly, the fight didn’t end well for Mishi Dora who was on the receiving end of a kick that I could have sworn tore her in half -only that it didn’t.
#5. Prezzo vs Chipukeezy
Chipukeezy was on the receiving end of Prezzo’s knuckle sandwich after they came to logger heads after Prezzo allegedly disrespected Chipukeezy’s woman and he attempted to defend her. Aye, that didn’t end well for Chipukeezy who was komongwad by Prezzo and his entourage. He kept all his teeth though.
#6. Serah Molly vs Bridget Achieng
This was another fight that was caught on candid camera and televised to Kenyans across the land as Nairobi D aired the rumble in the jungle between Serah Molly and Bridget Achieng. I had no idea why they fought but I know they did.
#7. Kristoff vs blogger named Mitch
Kristoff once beat up a blogger whom he felt kept sullying his name and the beating that landed was by all accounts legendary. But what I do know is that Mitch, the blogger, was never the same again. neither was blogging for that matter.
#8. Gabu vs waitress
Gabu was accused of beating up a waitress at XS Millionaires after they disagreed on the bill he owed the club.
#9. Camp Mulla vs Fans
Shappaman, then a Camp Mulla member was always getting involved in altercations. And sometimes things didn’t go his way. One such incident occurred at Blankets and Wine at Mamba Village where he and some random fan got into it and rolled in the mud for quite some time before cooler heads prevailed.
#10. Jamal Mohamed vs city lawyer
Jamal who is known as Malo Malo to whom I can’t imagine because I can’t imagine anyone agreeing to be called Malo Malo but what do I know?
Anyway, he once beat the teeth out of a city lawyers mouth. What do you expect from a Kenyan footballer though? All brawn, teeny tiny brain.