Women have shared some of the most embarrassing moments ever experienced during intimacy and the narrations are hilarious.

While dating we all strive to bring out the best into the relationships but some dating experiences always end up as a disaster.

*Mary shared

“We had [email protected] in his car and there was a tree next to the window.

He grabbed a leaf and cleaned himself up with it .”

Another woman went on to share about how she went for the wrong date after she mistakenly saved two men with the same name.

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She only realized her mistake when she reached the date venue and met the wrong man.

“I went on a date with a guy I saved in my phone as *Kevo.

I didn’t know that I had another guy saved as the same name and they were from the same city.

I didn’t realize till we met that it was the wrong *Kevo.

It was embarrassing and the date lasted 30 min.

The best thing is that I went to see the guy I am actually into in the same night and since then we are exclusive.”’

*Naomi says that while she and her babe we busy getting kinky a family photo dropped out of the blues.

“I was having wild [email protected] with a guy in my apartment.

We went so hard that my family picture frame fell onto the couch.

I didn’t notice, until he flipped me over and started going from the top.

The picture frame cracked underneath my a$$ and I spent the rest of the night in the doggy style position, not to have [email protected], but so he could pull the pieces of glass from my ass.’

Edna narrated that she slept with twins

‘A few years back I dated a guy who had an identical twin.

Needless to say it got messy when the other twin and I got together as well.

Now I’m with neither.

I guess a family threesome is not a good idea?’

*Jane went on to narrate how her father -in-law walked in on them when they were just making out.

“After the first date and a couple of drinks, Igo home with the guy.

The next morning we are in the middle of foreplay when his dad walks in.

He asks “What do you want for breakfast, son?” Then he says

“Oh, I see you’ll already having some.” It was the first time I saw my father-in-law.”

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*Monicah said that when they started dating her boyfriend would not fart in front of her but when he did ,it almost brought the building down.

‘ I am currently engaged but the guy I was dating was afraid to fart in front of me.

6 months into the relationship we are in a hotel in Bangkok.

While in the bathroom he farts really loud. Knowing I heard it he yells “This is for you honey!.”

Just when you think you have read enough *Racheal says

“My first boyfriend had an ejaculation problem, so our [email protected] sessions would last for hours.

I’d be so exhausted that I’d take power naps in the middle of [email protected]

20-30 minutes later he’d wake me up, still with a hard on and we’d keep at it. It felt like a job”

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