The funny thing about this story is that towards the close of last year, I had a rather interesting conversation with some of my friends and the subject matter was what women want.

This question befuddles me. And it had all my friends scrambling for ideas. But one thing I do know is this, women go through different phases in life.
Gather around and let Uncle Chim Tuna teach you a thing or two about women.

Women generally go through 3 stages in life as said earlier;

  1. Time waster

These are the lasses who are all about wasting your time and money as you wine and dine them (and their friends) when they know all they are in for is the free meal. These are usually lasses in 1st and 2nd year of university or lasses who go out on dates for kicks.

flipping away phone lol

2. DTF

These are the lasses who have rather um… Flexible morals (and hopefully bodies too). For some reason from my experience it is usually lasses from well-to-do families and summer bunnies. DTF is basically an acronym for Down To Fuck and they truly do live up to their name. These lasses make no excuses for wanting to live life and have a little fun but woe on any man dumb enough to think he can tame them.

3. Wife material

These lasses are basically ready to settle into serious relationships. These are the retired DTFs. Why do I say this? Because time wasters never change. Wife material lasses may not know how to cook but they are dedicated to making their relationships work and that is what counts I guess.

 

So back to the story that brought us here. The story about a man who walked in on his hife being fed cucumber. Can you imagine walking in on your wife, the woman whom you paid dowry for and stood before God, man and the state to pledge your love to eating another man’s cucumber like a hungry, fat walrus?!

How would you react?

GO TO THE NEXT PAGE TO SEE HOW THIS MAN REACTED. I GUARANTEE YOU WILL BE SHOCKED!

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