Dating is tough, but marriage is even tougher, according to comedian Mammito in her latest skit.
"Marriage is a beautiful thing, but I don't fully understand it. It's the only thing where you're given the certificate before anything else—no training, nothing. That's why marriages don't work, in my opinion. I think it needs to change," she said.
The comedian also shared how challenging the dating scene has been for her, to the point where she even started dating white men.
She explained her reason, saying, "First of all, I can't argue in English because I'm translating. I'm translating from sheng, Kikuyu—it's a whole process. If you hear me say 'ahe eh,' just know I'm buffering."
She humorously described her struggles with arguing, saying, "Arguing was bad. He would make me mad, and people would ask what he did. I'm like, 'It's this one, ana nini, ameni kiria,'" she laughed, prompting even more laughter from the audience.
Mammito continued with her story, saying, "And then white people are tricky. They have this thing called being open-minded. They asked me, 'Baby, are you open-minded?' I was like, 'What is being open-minded? Jamani Wanjiru, I will never open my mind again!'"
She then revealed the root of her discomfort: "Tell me, why should you s*ck someone's toes? Mwah mwah—have you seen our roads? Have you seen that pothole? Surely, for a visa?"
Mammito has always been very private about her personal life, which has only made her fans more curious and eager for details.
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