18 June 2023

• Kisii men are also named under the Stingy Men Association thanks to their mkono gumu approach when it comes to spending.

Have you ever sat down and asked yourself why Luo men are said to be romantic while Kikuyu men are not?

Kisii men are also named under the Stingy Men Association thanks to their mkono gumu approach when it comes to spending.

Well here are things that differentiate Luo and Kikuyu, men.

1. Introductions

A Kikuyu man will have no shame introducing the wife/girlfriend as 'Mwene Nyumba' , which translates to 'owner of the house'.

Nyina was ciana (my kid's mother' Kidu Wakwa (My person) among other unpleasant names.

Meanwhile, a Luo man will call their woman 'Jaber, Aswito, “yadh chunya.” (yaani, the medicine of my heart), My Jaber among other sweet names.

Women love to be called beautiful names no matter how old they are,let no one lie they don't.

2. A Luo man spends on their women Kikuyus do not

If you have ever dated a Kikuyu man you will know that all their mind thinks of is the 'buroti maguta maguta' being sold in Kamulu.

Not that buying land and investing is bad but bruuuh even the bible says there is time for everything. If it's time to spoil your woman do it and she won't leave you.

Luo men, on the other hand, are rumoured to be spoilers their weakness is making their women happy no matter the cost.

They love fine things and as you know fine things in life don't come cheap.

3. Eating libido boosting food

Most Kikuyu men are said to 'poor' between the sheets.

Not all but a majority, blame it on the mashakura they are fed on by their wives.

Luo men, on the other hand, eat mrenda, omena, brown ugali, Fish, and nuts among other libido-boosting foods.

Plus most of them have an ego so they will do their best to keep their woman satisfied.

So Kikuyu drop mashakura and borrow a leaf from the lakeside brothers.

4. Most Kikuyu men are afraid of PDA

We all know that Luo men are fond of flaunting their wives, kids, and even extended families but my brothers from Central are not.

It is like they are allergic to Public Displays of Affection, don't be shocked if your man tells you' Enda tupatane mbele' yet you are going to the same place.

Things are worse now that some men have side chicks who they lied to that the wife is dead.

Woe unto you if that side chick finds out you are still married, she might end up dumping you.

5. Vulgar language between the sheets

If you thought Kikuyu men are only unromantic outside the bedroom, then you are wrong.

Most do not even practice foreplay, for most of them it's all a matter of cumming.

There are romantic Kikuyu men, but most are not. A majority jump on a woman like a matatu instead of treating her well and getting her ready.

This doesn't mean there are not stingy Luo men. They are there but truth be told most strive to treat a woman like the princess she is.