Dumb or valid reasons why Kenyans won't date certain people

MAUREEN WARUINGE ENTERTAINMENT JOURNALIST

22 August 2022

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Do you have a proper reason as to why you can't date, someone?

Well, a Twitter user has ignited an endless discussion after putting up a question - with an inquiry on the dumbest reason as to why you can't date someone.

That's probably because of the type of characters we meet in our daily life who either make your heart flutter or give you major annoyance.

A Kenyan on Twitter under the handle @Nyandia_G asked for reasons with the question;

"What’s the dumbest reason why you can’t date someone?

Mimi? Kama hauna humor hatuwezani especially the dark one cause I’m effing hilarious," he took up the question to kick start the conversation.

The question has elicited reactions that will leave you on the floor, showing us how people are picky.

Here are some of the KOT's comments to help you understand why your proposal or advances were turned down.

@Alomba_if they watch kina thee pluto na wajesus typa content they gotta go

@_ssuf When they tingisa gongingo online, they have to step!

@EugenechegePeople who put Tomato sauce Kwa Michele.. People who take Fries with tea to be specific Ndufia.. Mimi Na wewe not on the same Wozzap Group.. Nefaa

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗼𝗻 🇰🇪

1: Not on birth control

2: Curses a lot

3: Has tattoos and a lot of piercings

4: Fat

5: Drinks alcohol, smokes shisha, weed

6: Has many male friends

7: "Baby girl treatment, soft life"

8: Posts a lot of pictures showing her skin on Social Media.

@DrKanyuira It's not a dumb reason, it's a very valid reason (s).1. If you don't have a sense of humour.2. Gender equality warrior.3. If you talk in the morning.4. If you're pious.5. Kama wewe ni fala tu.

If you don’t wear slippers while going to the washroom 🤢…alafu unaingia kitandani na hizo miguu…idc how clean the washroom floor is

@Nyandia_G‘Morning’Morning what?Morning Fresh? Morning Glory? Morning Sickness? Same wozzap

@Gladyswmwangii Kama hauna banter hatuwezi date pia😂😂😂

@TigenTyony Kama anavaa tattoo, trousers, miniskirt ama amedunga mapua

@Fbillionare If they call laptop "lapi"

@KagwaMoch Filled with tattoos Sherehe kila weekend If she's a tall girl Kama ni long distance, If she craves social media validation

@geemogambi If she's too much into football🤣

@iDennisCollins_mwenye ako na tattoo

Tattoos are red flags.

1 tattoo = 1 Chinese flag = 1 Gonorrhoea

@Michaelgor_1. Watu huita laptop "Machine".

2. People who can't keep time.

@AlWandaabz You say the words a birth week. You’re usually happy for no bloody reason. You like the same music as everything that plays on the radio. You’re into nothing artsy.

@OndariBossy Kama hauwezi chongoa watu randomly for fun.. Hautawezana🤣🤣

@BrianOgolla1Adding unnecessary curse words while talking.

@jayner_arungaExcessive flatulence Loud chewing Overly political, religious or racist Not an animal lover