Jalango explains why Kamene is not ready to date luo men

26 October 2021

•"Kamene kama wewe ungekua umefukuzwa mara kama tatu, ujifunze kupika vitu kama ugali na vile unapenda Wajaluo and Waluhya."- Jalango

It has been assumed for ages that once an African man gets married he must add weight.

This is presumed to be a sign that the wife is taking good care of her man.

During the Morning Kiss, Jalango says some of the reasons men add weight is because their wives cook oily food and not because they are well taken care of.

"When you are single avocado and bread is a complete meal. Unapita kwa mutura ,unakula mahindi and you are good.

That is why you find when you offer most men food in the evening watasema tu 'wacha nionje'. There are people who cannot eat anywhere else apart from their house in the evening because if they do there will be war.

He added, "They will be told they are eating at another woman's house. Na vile bibi sa zingine wanaweka chakula mafuta mingi. (Sometimes the food cooked is very oily)

Back in the day mothers had to teach their daughters how to cook otherwise they would be sent back home.

Kamene, kama wewe ungekua umefukuzwa mara kama tatu, ujifunze kupika vitu kama ugali na vile unapenda Wajaluo and Waluhya. (Kamene, like you, you would have been chased away like three times for you to go and learn how to cook stuff like Ugali. Especially since you love dating Luos and Luhyas)"

Is your wife/bae a good cook ama she wants to kill you by putting excess oil in the food?