We at Mpasho always like stirring up things a lil bit and today was no different. One of the questions we asked our readers today did just that.
We asked them what the worst excuse they had given an ex for dumping them? Some of the hilarious answers are below:
Alisema hakua ameona vizuri nko na kichwa kubwa😂
I know of someone aliambiwa hivi😂😂😂
But alikushow ukweli😂😂😂😂
Shida si wewe😪 shida ni mimi 😂
Ati nataka kusoma😢😂😂😂
I want to work on myself😂
I think tunaforce vitu😂😂😂😂
It's not you, it's me, I'm not ready for a relationship and I don't want my heart broken.
No lame excuse I told her give me space I hustle and get money first...
Nikiwa shule niliombewa na mimi ni born again😂😂💔💔
Ananyamba sana usiku
I'm troubled and want to focus on myself first😂😂😂
Give me space
No excuse at all, nilimwacha ajijazie tumemalizana !!
Am leaving the country for good 😂😂 then they saw me walking in town 2 weeks later.
Mimi…..i just left!!! Sio nyumba nahama. Notice ni ya nini?😂😂😂
Oh, that's easy. I need to work on myself and learn to love myself, meanwhile halfway thru a new relationship 🤡😂😂😂
Kuwa na d kubwa ni shida bana lots of girls you hit never let you go 😂😂😂ukiwaita hata usiku watakuja😂😂
No words, we just fizzled out.
Alinishow ati mamake alimkataza kufvck na ndo tulikuwa tumetoka kufvck😂😂
Aliniacha kwa stage but she’s there suffering, najua ataona ii message but I don’t give a mmmh about it, she’s a cleaner at one of the restaurants in Nairobi but all in all atleast she’s hustling.
Nilimwambia mm ni mganga😂😂😂
Achana tu nayo
Nadai kurudi kwa Mungu 😂😂😂🤣
Should you give excuses?
Need break bro.
Siwezi kula githeri mwaka mzima🙌😪🙂☠️
Mimi nilikosana juu ya chakula since that day sijamuona😂😂
I went quiet on him😂😂😂😂
She was still young and said I was too huge for her and personally I don't like forcing things😞
Let me go back to Kenya, sell my stuff then come back we get married. After JKIA touchdown I blocked him.
Unahema kwa nguvu.
We were forcing things I said let's stop because we are heading no where kila mtu a jaribu kivyake😂😂😂😂😂
I am not the kind of guy you think I am.