We at Mpasho always like stirring up things a lil bit and today was no different. One of the questions we asked our readers today did just that.
We asked them what the worst excuse they had given an ex for dumping them? Some of the hilarious answers are below:
Alisema hakua ameona vizuri nko na kichwa kubwaπ
I know of someone aliambiwa hiviπππ
πππππsorry
But alikushow ukweliππππ
Shida si weweπͺ shida ni mimi π
Ati nataka kusomaπ’πππ
I want to work on myselfπ
I think tunaforce vituππππ
It's not you, it's me, I'm not ready for a relationship and I don't want my heart broken.
No lame excuse I told her give me space I hustle and get money first...
Nikiwa shule niliombewa na mimi ni born againππππ
Ananyamba sana usiku
I'm troubled and want to focus on myself firstπππ
Give me space
No excuse at all, nilimwacha ajijazie tumemalizana !!
SILENCE π
Am leaving the country for good ππ then they saw me walking in town 2 weeks later.
Mimiβ¦..i just left!!! Sio nyumba nahama. Notice ni ya nini?πππ
Oh, that's easy. I need to work on myself and learn to love myself, meanwhile halfway thru a new relationship π€‘πππ
Kuwa na d kubwa ni shida bana lots of girls you hit never let you go πππukiwaita hata usiku watakujaππ
No words, we just fizzled out.
Alinishow ati mamake alimkataza kufvck na ndo tulikuwa tumetoka kufvckππ
Aliniacha kwa stage but sheβs there suffering, najua ataona ii message but I donβt give a mmmh about it, sheβs a cleaner at one of the restaurants in Nairobi but all in all atleast sheβs hustling.
Nilimwambia mm ni mgangaπππ
Achana tu nayo
Nikuboeka tuπππ
Nadai kurudi kwa Mungu ππππ€£
Nimeokoka.
Should you give excuses?
Need break bro.
Siwezi kula githeri mwaka mzimaππͺπβ οΈ
Mimi nilikosana juu ya chakula since that day sijamuonaππ
I went quiet on himππππ
She was still young and said I was too huge for her and personally I don't like forcing thingsπ
Let me go back to Kenya, sell my stuff then come back we get married. After JKIA touchdown I blocked him.
Unahema kwa nguvu.
We were forcing things I said let's stop because we are heading no where kila mtu a jaribu kivyakeπππππ
I am not the kind of guy you think I am.
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