KTN's Jameni actor Shaniqwa is currently the reigning diva of Kenyan comedy on television. The actress has joined the fray in welcoming America's hip hop and R&B singer Chris Brown.
The award winning star is scheduled to perform in Mombasa on October 8 alongside Nigerian entertainer Wizkid, Tanzanian diva Vanessa Mdee and bongo star Ali Kiba.
The blond haired star is famed for hits like Zero, Fine By Me, Grass Ain't Greener, Who's Gonna, Remember Me, Ayo, Loyal, Look At Me Now and With You.
The TV comedian took to Facebook to give the visiting star a rousing welcome. In a long letter titled, "Dear Chris Brown". He schools Chris in the art of Kenyanese.
Read the letter below,
"Dear Chris brown.
Welcome to Kenya where mwanaume ni finaNce, mwanamke ni fine ass, where people leave as they return "acha niende ivi nakam"
Where the husband huitwaa baby and the son huitwa baba. Bruh wlcome to Kenya where we have very men honest, hard working, single and virgin men more than our Kenyan ladies.
Where comedians make a lot of sense than the politician and the parliament. Welcome to Kenya where someone tells you goodnight and still ako online.
This is the only place when you use the word pumpkin you sound sweet and get blocked asap when you directly translate it to malenge.
Where everyone thinks you are Justine beibers elders brother
HUKU NI KENYA HATUPENDI UJINGA."