Unflushed toilet to finished tokens: Embarrassing things that only happen when bae comes over

Piece by: Peninah Njoki
Lifestyle

Ever gone to visit your bae and the toilet won't flush, well you are not alone as it has happened to most Kenyans and it's quite embarrassing.

Below are more embarrassing things that only happen when bae comes over for a sleepover.

Gas kuisha

There is nothing as bad as the gas going off just as you are preparing food for your bae.

More often than not this happens and it’s outright embarrassing.

Imagine gas ikiisha na you don’t have the cash to refill? Itabidi mkunywe maji mlale.

Tokens getting depleted 

I have never understood why electricity tokens only wait for when you have a visitor around.

Not once nor twice have I had to lie that I forgot to top up the token yet refilling it was not part of my plans.

In-case you are planning on bringing someone over be sure to check if your tokens are in order.

If not unaeza jipata umeanguka kwa ‘shimo’ mbaya.

Food getting burnt

Imagine trying to impress your bae only for you to end up with a burnt offering?

Food has a way of embarrassing someone when bae is around by getting burnt.

To avoid such incidences just focus on cooking, then go and continue with your other biashara.

Forgetting to buy condoms

This has happened to the boy child on many occasions.

You bring your crush/bae home and get all excited for a busy night only to realize you have no ‘working tools’.

My advice is, always buy the working tools early and keep them at home otherwise hutaweza kupewa shamba ulime.

Toilet refusing to flush

This is the mother of all embarrassments; imagine doing your business and it refuses to go down the drain.

One wishes the world can swallow them, sadly it never happens.

What’s the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you during a sleepover?