Newly wedded couples always look forward to their honeymoon. But did you know that it’s not everyone who gets to enjoy that special day?
Below are some celebs whose honeymoon experience was nothing to write home about.
When Njugush wedded the love of his life Celestine Ndinda alias Wakavinye, they were broke.
That meant that they had no lavish honeymoon. They were eating in vibandas.
It’s during that period that they got a job with bountiful safaris, who offered them a trip to Mombasa.
According to the couple, the Mombasa trip was way better than their honeymoon.
2. Willis Raburu
When Willis married the love of his life Marya Prude, he never envisioned a honeymoon with no lungula.
Sadly that was how their entire honeymoon ended.
Narrating the experience Marya Prude narrated
THIS ROOM HAD A BED THAT WAS TOO HIGH… I HAD TO LITERALLY CLIMB IT.
AND, EVEN IF YOU THINK OF THE ACTIVITY AT THE JUNCTION, THERE WERE SOME THINGS WE COULDN’T DO ON THAT BED. THE ROOM ALSO HAD MILLIPEDES COLORED BLACK AND RED. THEY COULD APPEAR ANYWHERE.
YOU COULD SLEEP AND WAKE UP, AND SEE THE MILLIPEDES ON THE FRAME OF THE BED.
THERE WAS THIS DAY THAT A BLACK ANIMAL RESEMBLING A MONITOR LIZARD JUST GOT INTO THE ROOM. WE WENT TO COMPLAIN TO THE HOTEL OWNERS – ITALIANS, BUT THEY DID NOT TAKE ANY MEANINGFUL ACTION. EVERY OTHER TIME I WAS JUST SCARED.
Mary added that;
SOME OTHER TIME YOU’D HEAR SOME SOUNDS IN THE SEAT. THE SOUNDS WERE AKIN TO CLAWS SCRATCHING THE SEATS. THE HOTEL ATTENDANTS DID NOT HELP US MUCH, EVEN WHEN WE CALLED THEM. WE WERE FORCED TO MOVE THE SEAT OUTSIDE THE ROOM, AND MARK YOU, THE TIME WAS 1 AM.
The 10over10 host [Raburu] narrated about their worst honeymoon. He said;
IT WAS CHAOS! I WAS LIKE, I HAVE BROUGHT SOMEBODY’S DAUGHTER HERE AND ON OUR FIRST DAY, SHE WANTS TO CRY. AND YOU KNOW ON TOP OF THAT SHE WAS IN THE ZONE.
Although the couple didn’t reveal the place that still haunts them up to date, Raburu added;
WE USED TO PUT TOWELS ON LOWER OPENING BETWEEN THE DOOR AND THE FLOOR TO PREVENT CRAWLING CREATURES FROM GETTING INTO THE ROOM. THE ROOM ALSO HAD SNAILS. THAT SUMMARISES OUR HONEYMOON EXPERIENCE; IT WAS CHAOS.
3. Breakdown Ben
The secular gospel artiste got divorced after finding out that his wife was already pregnant for another man.
Narrating his experience on Diaspora TV Ben said
‘ON OUR WEDDING DAY, I WOULD HOLD HER HANDS AND SHE WOULD RELEASE THEM, SHE DID NOT WANT PHOTOS DURING OR WEDDING.
DURING THE RECEPTION SHE WAS ALSO NOT EXCITED BUT I DID NOT UNDERSTAND WHY.’
THE FIRST DAY OF OUR HONEYMOON, SHE SAID SHE HAD A HEADACHE, THE SECOND DAY SHE SAID SHE HAD A TUMMY ACHE.
EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK SHE HAD AN EXCUSE.
THE HONEYMOON WAS A WHOLE WEEK BUT SHE DID NOT ACCEPT TO GET INTIMATE WITH ME. I PLEADED BUT SHE REFUSED.