Dumped?! Citizen TV's Jaque Maribe Wishes Dennis Itumbi A Happy Birthday then Promptly Friend Zones Him!

Piece by: Uncle Chim Tuna
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Happy birthday to the most powerful blogger in Kenya, Dennis Itumbi. One year olderer, one year wiser!

Now down to the matter.

How many of you lads kiss your female friends on the lips? How many of you lasses kiss your male friends on the lips? Show of hands everyone. Or perhaps you can just vote.

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Well, Uncle Chim Tuna can tell you that if you fall into the category that does, you would be in the comfortable company of Jacque Maribe.

The Citizen TV screen siren would have us believe that this:

Is just a normal way of saying hello or bidding your friend farewell. For shame!

But who am I to judge? And just to drive in the point, she hit the nail on the head with this birthday message:

Birthday love and blessings to one of the most amazing people in my life @dennisitumbi you have been a friend for years, through the rumours and wild imaginations propagated and rained on us, our friendship has stood the test of time... You are family... Baraka tele

This has me wondering two things:

  1. is this a break-up/ friendzoning?
  2. if this is how she really is with her friends, how do I go about being one of her bestfriends?