I have said it before but I will reiterate it for your benefit: only a man with a death wish would engage in any hanky-panky with a married woman. My colleagues Chege and Fox are more morally flexible but not Uncle Chim Tuna. I am the very image of an upstanding prude.
Well, not really, I just know that when the husband finds out, he will kill me. Or worse. What could be worse than death you ask? For a man, that would be when you toy with his family jewels.
In which case, this man is living in hell! What happened is that he was allegedly sleeping with a married woman and her husband did not take to kindly to his woman giving out what he had paid dowry to obtain.
So the irate hubby went to the witchdoctor and sort help. This was his recompense: