It understandable, there those occasions when you really need it and your sweetheart has caught feelings or maybe she is just being difficult. So, you walk into a club with one motive; to chips funga those ladies who are ready to be taken away then leave.

1. She Has No Right To DEMAND Anything - If she asks politely then it's another story. BUT,  if she comes up with some demands like, "I can't eat bread in the morning, so make sure you have some bacons and sausages, oh and hot water for showering too". First of all, if you agreed to go home then you'll have to obey my rules, not me following your orders.

2. Don't Give Her Money - Money doesn't come easy the way you picked her up from the club. If you bought her booze, then that's it. Salon, airtime, and stiletto money go ask your boyfriend for that.

3. Pandisha Yeye Matatu - Cheap things are simple to get in life. She can't suddenly become high-maintenance and start asking to be take home in a taxi. The best you can do is paying her matatu fare.

4. She MUST Leave Very Early In The Morning - Don't let her tell you that she wants to prepare breakfast or wash your clothes. You can do that yourself. Once you're done with her, take her to the bus stop. Just the other day, my friend picked up a chips funga who stayed at his place for two weeks! He had to call the watchmen to kick her out.

5. No Texting and Chatting. We're Not Friends Like That! - After the business is done it's a wrap, I have no other business with you. A chips funga should not start texting you trying to find out how you're doing. We are not buddies, little sister.

6. I don't Really Need to Know Everything About You - Avoid those women who start telling you stories about her family, friends, and schoolmates, it has nothing to do with you! I'm not taking you home to sleep with your career or your drunkard uncle.

7. DO NOT GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER! - If you make an attempt of dating one, you'll just lose her to yet another equally thirsty man, the same way you found her.

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