'Church Men Are ALWAYS BROKE And Insecure!' Angry Kenyan Woman Declares

Piece by: Caren Nyota
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"Nangoja mke/bwana mwema kutoka kwa bwana!" This is a common phrase amongst saved church goers who always think God will do anything for them. On the other hand, those women who party, are known for Sodom and Gomorrah like things have also turned churches into a hunting ground and every weekend we see beautiful women dressed to kill attend church services with the hope of getting "nice" men.

But poor them, a Kenyan lady; Ciru Ngigi has just come out to reveal the truth about these church men. According to the angry lady, church men are always BROKE and insecure. Did I read that right? Sorry women, if you want a millionaire, try somewhere else maybe the city night clubs. Anyway, if you haven't seen the post, read it below

"Church is where I grew up. Youth groups, dance groups, singing groups - every yard. All nine, then some more.

Then I stopped going.

Then I started going.

One of the things that has been a constantly emphasized thing is that men outside of church are trouble. For some reason, the church seeks to scare the girls in it by warning them of those men who want to sleep with you and leave you. Or of those men who will stagger home each night. Or of those men who will knock you up and bounce. Oh wait, same thing. Basic, if he likes his straight Bourbon and has not been to a youth centered Bible study in forever, stay away from him. He will break your heart with the ways of the world. If he smokes - SHINDWE KABISA!

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Entitled young people.

Girls in church feel they are too good for the guy sitting on dubs as she waits for her friend at a bar. "Why did Cindy even bring me here? I need to change my friends. Cannot have any company with sin." The guys in church feel that they are the best gift to woman kind. (And for some reason the most entitled are always broke, insecure, directionless with sewer swamp toxicity for a white-washed soul.) You find a twenty six year old being told how she needs to watch out against a preying older guy and you raise hands in frustrated praise. Comme des fackons! What if he's a great guy? You know a guy she does not need to struggle with? What if he will treat her better than any entitled church boy ever would? What if you're the real fuck boy to watch out against? Playing with emotions in the Name of the Lord? What if by guilting her into a relationship with you of the faith you are blocking sooooo much more for her?

The number of times I have encountered men in church who basically say, in not so many words, "I'm not like other guys. Those others will just come home drunk every night supposing they even build a home with you. I'm special and you should feel lucky because I'm choosing you. You get to be with a guy as great and saved as me. You won't have the stresses of Saturday nights and football." And to that I say, 'Comme des fackons!'

No one who treats themselves as your upgrade is worth your time. He is in the worship team and entitled? So? And then? Dear church, I'm ready to teach your youth this class, promise I won't cuss. TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS EXIST IN CHURCH. People who treat you like a project exist in church. People who act as if you just gained a lottery free-roll when you meet them need to go. You are enough. As you are. Nothing added. Nothing tweaked here and there. Enough. People who treat you like you're sub-human and half-brained with underbaked salvation exist in church.

Because we create them. We train them to feel better than they are.

Maybe I should Title the Module:

HOW TO SPOT A SAVED AND SANCTIFIED FUCK BOY.

OR...

DON'T DATE THE DEVIL NO MATTER HOW SAVED HE IS."