While most of us are content to drive jalopies, some among us want nothing but intimidating beasts. Radio Gukena's Njogu Wa Njoroge is one such man and he makes no apologies for it.

Actually, I should be the one apologizing to my offspring for not having such a golden voice that would permit me earn some of these crazy figures. The type of salary that would have finished paying for their education after just one month at work.

That said, I would like to do more than talk about the salary of the king of Kikuyu vernacular radio, I wish to move on to talking about his beast of a car. It is so big that whenever I have to park next to it, my car develops an inferiority complex.

I had to sneak the photos so security wouldn't harass me but I will be updating with better photos. But for now, enjoy: