I know this goes against everything you ever wanted. You want a sugar daddy who can fulfill your ever changing and ever increasing monetary needs. What you do not realize is a campus man is so much better than an old, withered and wrinkled man. Hear me out:

1. There is so much variety in campus

Let's be honest, you will never be as beautiful as you are now. The older you get, the more lines will attack your face, the more things will start to sag. Do you really want to spend these days when your beauty is at it's speak throwing yourself all over old men? Is that how you want to remember these glorious days. Why not spend your days with a young, well sculpted campus man? Remember that men age better than women. When you are all wrinkly and saggy, the campus man you wont give the time of day to, will be at his peak and he wont want anything to do with you.

Those who have ears, let them hear.