Cambridge Scientists Actually Conduct Study On Why Corazon Kwamboka Is The Only Socialite Who Will Get Married!

Piece by: Uncle Chim Tuna
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It would seem everything Kenya's socialites are doing to attract attention will cost them dearly in the future if a new study conducted by scientists at Cambridge University is anything to go by.

Then again, they aren't telling us anything new. One would be hard pressed to find a man willing to ignore a woman's history and body count when looking to settle down -unless ofcourse you bring either Kanye West or Wiz Khalifa into focus.

A leading scientist has claimed that men value intelligence over bust size when they are searching for a future wife. this would be terrible news for Vera Sidika who had breast augmentation done.

Evolutionary biologist Professor David Bainbridge said brains suggests a women is likely to be a responsible mother. Actually the only socialite in Kenyan history who has successfully managed to settle down is Hanaiko Takaishi after she dumped male socialite and photographer George Ndirangu for her hubby -a pilot.

A leading scientist has claimed that men value intelligence over bust size when they are searching for a future wife. Seeing as Corazon Kwamboka is a lawyer currently doing whatever it is that lawyers do at Kenya School Of Law, it is simple to surmise that she is intelligent. I mean, how else did she get accepted?