You know it's end-month when Kenyan men go out and spend more than their house rent.
You'd find someone footing a bill more than what he pays for that one bedroom of his in South C or a bed-sitter in Kileleshwa.
Well, a Kenyan man was taught a lesson yesterday by these masquerading city "hotties".
After taking too many for the road, he blacked out and the ladies took off after he spent money worth your two-months salary on drinks.
The Mr Moneybags is said to have been partying with light-skinned beaus at a popular, recently established night joint, which is popularly known for its ratchetness and revellers being robbed of their belongings.
Nairobi si ya nyanyako!
See the photo on the bill.
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