Now, before my uncle calls me out for promoting obesity, I want to say that I see nothing wrong in big girls appreciating their bodies.

Not everyone can be slim and lithe: we are a rainbow of shapes and sizes and each of us is wonderfully and fearfully made. And no one embodies this truth quite like Sheila Mwanyigah.

Aye, but I have seen her hit the gym and I must appreciate her hard work.

You see, there is a difference between being big and healthy and being obese. She has been hard at work at the gym and she deserves to celebrate the fruits of her labour -preferably by some beach somewhere.

That is precisely what she did:

Incase you are confused as to whether this is a satirical piece, I must assure you it most certainly isn't. Then again, it might be.