Issa threesome! Nairobi beauty strings along politician, tycoon and celeb

Piece by: Uncle Chim Tuna
Lifestyle

Word on the streets has it that a city beauty with a penchant for the finer things in life has been double triple dealing three successful men. One, a politician is said to be a very intelligent man who however portrays himself as only having half the intellectual quotient he actually possesses.

The second is a celebrity whose physique has been the fuel for many a Kenyan lady's frustrating dreams.

The third is a well connected and oiled wheeler-dealer and businessman who has decided that in order to outdo his rivals, he has to secure our mystery beau's hand in marriage.

Friends of the couple while happy are wary of the little lady's roving eye and this is further compounded by the fact that she recently enjoyed a sojourn to the Middle East as a guest of the mheshimiwa where the mind can only run itself to exhaustion thinking of the wondrous activities they engaged in.