Dear Kenyans, December is here! Oh oops sorry, I meant drink-cember, the last month of the year better yet the only month you are ‘allowed’ to be drunk at 8am!

I tend to call it the winding down month where you get to reward yourselves with a few drinks from the very first day of the month after a tough and eventful year.

Speaking of rewarding yourself, friends and family members will tend to come together during the festive season and what that means is; You will have to dig deeper in your pockets!

However, as philanthropic as you may be feeling this , these are the names you should not let anyone call you to flatter your hands into being the village sponsor. Lest you start the ‘Njaanuary’ song earlier than everyone else.

Wondering which names am talking about? Check them out below.

1.Mkubwa

2.Kiongos

3.Tajiri yangu

4.Mzito

5.Chairman

6.Boss yangu

7.Mhesh

8.Director

9.Big boss

10.Hun..Babe…sweetie…Bae…Love