Damn! It seems none of these celebrity relationships is worth a 1 bob coin! They all seem to implode after a while. Understandable actually if one or both couples is usually under alot of media scrutiny because of the stress or sometimes it's simply because they are constantly being pursued by fisis who keep seeing them on their screens.

Actually take a second to imagine what it's like to date a lass who is constantly on TV -like say, prime time news. And no, this is not for a beta or omega male with delusions of being an alpha. The straight up truth is that whenever your lass is on the screen, some randy man somewhere with way more resources is scheming on how to get her to bed. Just ask  about that.

And so it would seem that former has come to a screeching halt. How do we know? Jolene, like millions of other women had formed the habit of posting photos of their significant other.

So when the photos are no longer being uploaded... Tongues get a-wagging!

Gone are the days we would see headlines like these:

Fisilets Jealous By Wishing Her Pilot Hubby A Happy Birthday

OR

Jolene who is a close friend of Izareeh, a former Tahidi High cast member who dumped her husband seems to be a free agent -or so the murmurs would have us believe:

"It's not always the tears that measure the pain, sometimes it's the smile we fake."

And then the parrots started chorusing their replies:

WE ARE STILL TRYING TO CONTACT HER FOR A COMMENT AND WILL KEEP YOU POSTED