9th Commandment: Do Not Covet Your Neighbour's Wife DK Kwenye Beat Samehea Mimi

Piece by: Uncle Chim Tuna
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I have just come across photos of DK Kwenye Bert's fiance and I am saddened to admit to all and sundry that I have broken one of the 10 Commandments.

Yet I say this with no shame! The woman is fine like wine. I am genuinely left wondering whether I should turn to singing gospel for a living if I want to start meeting beautiful lasses.

And perhaps in addition to that I should join some church choir. Either way, DK Kwenye Beat has launched a fine little lady. Check her out below:

Hai! She looks like she can Furi Furi dance to DK Kwenye Bert's satisfaction.