The matatu culture in Kenya is very vibrant.

Beside the colorful graffiti emblazoned on the matatu bodies, the public mode of transport also treats it's passengers to witty and funny slogans, stickers and saying posted on the matatu.

They are most times lit AF.

Here are 50 very popular slogans you will read when you ride in a matatu.

1. Vumilia Kama mke wa mlevi.
2. Mask ni nje ndani covid18 free?
3. Dere acha wapande tuende tuwagongeshe kwa post ya stima
4. Okoa muda,ujinga ndio sitaki!!
5. Leo tunaenda matanga
6. Uzito wa ferry hautishi bahari
7. The idiot is behind you
8. Ndege ya chini
9. Old is gold young is waste.
10. Nikifa bibi yagu asiolewe.
11. Hii lorry haitaki hasira😊😁
12. Ukidhani umeamka cc tumekesha
13. Niliona ingine imeandikwa mke wa mtu sumu na mume wa mtu maziwa🤣🤣
14. Mkanye mwanao gari si langu
15. Tako nzuri n la kuku juu n kitoeo
16. Panda na kiatu shuka na madam.
17. You Hire The Lawyer I Buy The Judge Cheza Na Rika Yako.
18. Kuachwa na Dem mpenda pesa n sawa na kumaliza mkopo bank
19. Gusa unyongwe.
20. Wali moto mchuzi moto.
21. Dera jipya chupi ya zamani
22. Lift na mimba zote tunapeana.
23. We repair broken eggs
24. Ata ukue na gari millioni choo utaenda mguu
25. Heri ukule Karo ya shule kuliko Karo wa shule
26. Ukipenda chips usiogope mimba
27. Waacha kutuma pesa kwa dem lipa nyumba kwanza
28. Mkanye mkeo gari si langu
29. Japo condom ni mpira mechi zake hazionyeshwi live
30. Hata ukiringa aje tutameet kwa choo
31. Kutupa takataka ni soo na kutapika rwabe lakini kunyamba ni bure
32. Virgin master
33. Ukitaka mke mwenye tabia kama yako oa dada yako.
34. Inzi akiacha kiherere anaweza tengeneza asali
35. Jino moja mswaki wa nini?
36. Kusoma si kazi, kazi ni kutafta kazi😂😂
37. Heshimu nazi maembe ni ya msimu
38. Kama uko n haraka toka ukimbie😂😂
39. Heri ndugu mjinga kuliko rafiki mwerevu
40. Kitambi na mimba ni bidii ya mtu
41. Punda ijai enda shule na ijai kosa kazi
42. Eti gari haina,abiria umekuja na wangapy
43. Goodbye corona
44. Ugali sio tamu ni haina ya mboga
45. Ukihisi joto enda bebwa na fridge
46. Heshimu kitambi mimba Ni ya msimu
47. Hata simba na ukali wake,hupachikwa mimba...
48. Heshimu nazi maembe ni ya msimu
49. Leo tunaenda matanga
50. Jaribu airbag yako hapa tuone kama biguni ni karibu.