5 Reasons Why Kenyan Women Over 30 Aren't Worth Dating Or Marrying

Piece by: Uncle Chim Tuna
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Kenyan women are beautiful! Until they hit 30.Then if they are single, hypergamy sets in as they realize they have hit the much dreaded "wall". What is the wall you ask? well, the wall is the realization every woman gets to that they have reached the apex of their beauty and fertility.

The wall is real and it will hit every woman alive.

Now hack to the matter at hand.

Kenyan women who are in this phase and in relationships or already married are usually chill. They have no sense of urgency about their lives. But single women who are here? These are the women who give their suitors (if any have remained) alot of grief.

It is they who set unrealistic standards and hurdles for their men and trust me when I tell you that they do this to trick the men's minds into thinking they are worth it.

But there are still men who will pursue these women who are over 30 and they are the beta males we so often hear about on National Geography but in human form. The ones so grateful for a woman's attention that even if she were a damaged 3, they would still do anything for her approval.

I think that paragraph might have gone over alot of people's heads. Basically, when a 30 year old single lass comes your way, this should be your reaction:

And here is why you really shouldnae bother with darting or pursuing such lasses:

#1. It's a raw deal

Every man should demand atleast 5 years of beauty from their wife. If you are apex predator even the financial sense, you should demand atleast 10. A 30 year old can at best and with herculean effort give you 3. That is a raw deal.

And if your first reaction upon reading this is "a woman is more than her looks" then you are a beta male who has missed my point entirely and I am not here to entertain you.

#2. Mileage

The thing about women is that from a very early age, they have all the sexual currency in the market of relations. And they know it. Do not be fooled to think that the 20 year old just checking into college doesn't know how much power her sexuality gives her.

And the hotter the lass the more her sexual currency. But after a decade of leverage this sexual currency for favours and opportunities, she has racked up mileage. And all retired whores become nuns. Think about it, all the lasses who were you knew through your 20s hit 30 and all of a sudden they are conservative and constantly in church serving the good Lord.

#3. They come with baggage

Whether it's in the form of another man's child(ren) or emotional and psychological baggage. Her entire family is on her neck about her settling down ergo the emotional baggage.

Psychological baggage because some man dated her and then dumped her only to marry another in a month.

As for another man's children, if he is in the picture and taking care of his responsibilities, then there isn't much to say. But if she is looking to transfer that load onto you?! RUN!

#4. Desperation

Remember that a woman's biological clock is constantly (and incessantly I might add) ticking. By the time she hits 30, she is realizing that she is nearing the end of her race. Desperation sets in.

So when you start dating her, she is constantly dropping hints to get you down the aisle. And unless you're a beta, you know that as a man, you have only started to realize your ascent. You do not want to meet and run a woman down the aisle as if she's the only option you had.

#5. They are overbearing

If she is one of those that had been focusing entirely on their career, she is probably at the top of her corporate game. For her to make the transition from the boardroom to the household is going to mean that you have to be the alpha in more than just the household. You have to be bossed up in both your homefront and corporate scene.

Problem is, most men are beta and will not be able to match up. So she will be overbearing to the point of mothering you like you were her son.

I'm out!